Timothy Stack is Notch Johnson, lifeguard extraordinaire, teacher of life and keeper of Malibu Adjacent Beach. Together with his trusty and busty crew featuring B.J. Cummings (Jaime Bergman), Chip Rommel (Roland Kickinger), Kimberlee Clark (Kimberly Oja) and Jamaica St. Croix (Leila Arcieri), Notch keeps the beaches safe from slimeballs, scumbags and anyone wearing more than a thong.

From the Howard Stern Production Company, Son Of The Beach delivers a barrage of off-beat humor in the context of a "Babe Watch" spoof that is sure to make you wet your pants one way or another.