The film opens on a long shot of a planet (Earth?) which suddenly EXPLODES! One flaming giant chunk flies off into space in SUPER-SPEED. A million years later it falls into the orbit of KRANSH, a distant earthlike planet. The locals (humanoid, but with more arms and the like) approach the chunk curiously. Emerging from the charred remains comes TUMMYBOT 5000! He (or she, gender undetermined) is a giant robotic bear, all that remains of a once proud race of robotic bears. Impressed by his size and shiny alloy skin the Kranshiqua make him their KING! He is betrothed to Centrumia, a beautiful alien princess. After a tasteful, BUT RAW, scene of robotic-bear-on-alien-princess mating, the plot really kicks in.

            KRANSH is under the control of the evil wardlord RAT DAHDREV (most definitely not an anagram of Darth Vader). He is a 100 foot tall, red haired FIEND. He also has an army of ALIENS, like in the film ALIENS. They do his bidding of evil, such as pushing people, tipping over tables and stealing APPLES! Also to avoid any lawsuits from FOX, we will put googly eyes on the aliens and have their blood be JOLT COLA instead of acid.

Anyway TB5K, as bear-king of a repressed and oppressed people goes to fight the evil RAT. The ALIENS attack him, but he uses his robo-powered power saw to slice through them! Also their blood is poison to the Kranshiqua, but TB5K drinks Jolt for breakfast! Once they are defeated he kills RAT and makes sweet, passionate love to Centrumia on his corpse (please note that this sex scene will not be tasteful at all). All seems well.

The final shot is back on Earth (it DIDN’T blow up! Shock twist!). All is dark and then an ARMY of Tummybots emerges from a KMART and looks up at the sky and then directly into the camera and they WINK. ALL OF THEM! Title card: The End?

 

 

Here is a sneak peak at the next 7 episodes

Episode 2: Crackdown In Pantytown

Episode 3: Tummybot Beyond The Necrodome

Episode 4: Tummybot Returns To The Necrodome

Episode 5: Tummybot Overstays His Welcome At The Necrodome

Episode 6: The Mummy Returns

Episode 7: RUST ON THE CLAWS